A robbed a bank the day, An a didnae even ken, love the rumours train, Even when am babysittin a wain. Aye I wis watchin ma nephew, A tyke aged of two, But I had time to rob the bank. Obviously this rumour aint true. But the girl a used ta hae crush on, Since… Continue reading It Be Braw
Category: comedy
Elämä jatkuu
Have you ever looked at your life, and thought “What The Fuck”, asked yourself how you got there, Wondered how you can change it for the better. Looking at past loves, And being thankful for them. But wishing things could have, turned out differently! Looked at the choices you made, and how they have molded… Continue reading Elämä jatkuu
How Dare She
How dare she take an angina attack, Doesn’t she know, Did she not realize, That last night I was going to tell you, I love you I had been preparing my cheek for the slap, Looking at cups, To protect my balls, Its you after all, Any pain is possible, From you. But I do… Continue reading How Dare She
Im Listening to Bon Jovi
I’m listening to Bon Jovi, The song it makes me think, Always is the title, The words I am sure you know. It made me think, Of you and I, And how I wish, We never did part, I will always love you, I met you first, I loved you first, And I still love… Continue reading Im Listening to Bon Jovi
Gies a Pint
Gies yin mair pint likes, There is blood in me alcohol stream If you have nae mare beer A cider will dae, keep them commin, and ill be happy. Whit you mean it closin time, ya wank, Its only yin oclock Dinnae bother callin the Polis The fuzz will nae help ya. Ah fucket am… Continue reading Gies a Pint
Europa Café
Sitting in Europa Café Some bar in Tampere Playing Yatzy Drinking cider We have a winner Eyes meet, Obvious both want more Eyes meet Nothing further A smile We have a winner Time for them to leave, They hug, Hold hands a moment And part. Thanks for coming We have a winner. Or do we?… Continue reading Europa Café
The Elevator
The elevator is small, Ten people fit inside, Eight males, Two Females. Business men and woman, A small cough, The noise of someone shuffling about, Peaceful. The elevator beeps, At a floor, Female gets off, One down, Nine to go. We look at each other, I smile and shout, THAT WAS THE BEST FART IN… Continue reading The Elevator
Rain
It was raining outside, I took a walk, The rain pelting, The ground flooded. I walked further along the dismal street, Further I am getting wet, No umbrella, No hood, I go under a bridge, Funny feeling, Hand on my head. Bird Shit © 2009-2016
Oops
I’ve sat here many times before Somehow today feels strange, I can hear the birds tweet, Sirens screech, The energy of nature. I can see the hills in the distance, Fading in and out of the fog, I can smell the dampness from the wooden seat. I look around and smile, And I finally realize,… Continue reading Oops
FUCK YOU!!
Go fuck yourself, You motherfucking cow, You fucktard Fuck you fuck you, FUCK YOU Your a slut, A whore, A motherfucking bitch FUCK YOU This will teach ya, Fucking fat cow, FUCK YOU!! © 2009 – 2016