21 November 2015

Gies a Pint

By Bryan

Gies yin mair pint likes,
There is blood in me alcohol stream
If you have nae mare beer
A cider will dae,
keep them commin,
and ill be happy.

Whit you mean it closin time, ya wank,
Its only yin oclock
Dinnae bother callin the Polis
The fuzz will nae help ya.

Ah fucket am aff ya bawbag,
Sleep time fir me,
All be back the morra
Jist ya wait an see.

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