The Elevator

The elevator is small,
Ten people fit inside,
Eight males,
Two Females.

Business men and woman,
A small cough,
The noise of someone shuffling about,
Peaceful.

The elevator beeps,
At a floor,
Female gets off,

One down,
Nine to go.

We look at each other,
I smile and shout,

THAT WAS THE BEST FART IN THE WORLD.

All but one goes red.

© 2009-2016

By Bryan Deakin

Hello and welcome to my site, my name is Bryan Deakin, 35yr old from Scotland. A Dyspraxic, Poet, Blogger and Community Activist, I studieda BSc(Hons) Sustainable Development, at the University of Highlands and Islands. Lover of all things Greek and Finnish, and a keen and active member of Falkirk SNP. Prior I was Vice President of Simple Machines, and Project Manager at Simple Machines Forum (SMF).

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