The elevator is small,
Ten people fit inside,
Eight males,
Two Females.
Business men and woman,
A small cough,
The noise of someone shuffling about,
Peaceful.
The elevator beeps,
At a floor,
Female gets off,
One down,
Nine to go.
We look at each other,
I smile and shout,
THAT WAS THE BEST FART IN THE WORLD.
All but one goes red.
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