20 November 2015

The Elevator

By Bryan

The elevator is small,
Ten people fit inside,
Eight males,
Two Females.

Business men and woman,
A small cough,
The noise of someone shuffling about,
Peaceful.

The elevator beeps,
At a floor,
Female gets off,

One down,
Nine to go.

We look at each other,
I smile and shout,

THAT WAS THE BEST FART IN THE WORLD.

All but one goes red.

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